I could never be a soldier because what if the enemy had like combat dogs? what would I do then? just be mauled to death? I guess that’s it I guess I would be mauled.
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.
“what could POSSIBLY go wrong?” timmy turner says, having just wished for cosmo and wanda to dissolve the bourgeoisie and dismantle capitalism, all without having laid out a systematic theory and praxis for incorporating plurality and equality into the new world order